Hennis Glossary of Terms

Melvin

When contact with the sack is made with the submissive foot.

McNugget

A quick headbutt to the sack in an effort to return it with as little loft as possible.

S.O.S.

Sack on Sack. An unfortunate instance where the sack in play makes contact with a recipient's sack. May also result in an emergency, hence the acronym.

Squosh (pron squosh)

The substance that forms when back sweat coalesces with the sweat from man-parts.

Sparkle Motion

An overly flamboyant attempt to return the sack to the opposing side regardless of success.

Fuck

When the sack's trajectory causes it to land somewhere out of reach.

Taint Tickler

When the sack makes contact with the top of the net on its way over resulting in a legal hit.

Tainted Taint Tickler

When the sack makes contact with the top of the net causing the net to detach resulting in a do-over.

Bisacksual

A rare instance when two sacks are in play. Must be agreed upon before start of game to maintain legality.

Witty Schnoozle

When the sack lands on a court boundary resulting in a point for the returning team.

Oilslick

An accidental instance of poopty pants which escapes onto the court.

Buttered Jeffrey

An accidental or unexpected sack return resulting in a point for the returning team.

Forced Lullabye

A temporary stay of action when a non-player enters the court.

The Gentlemen's Victory

Dropping to your knees with arms raised in silent reverence of your recent win.

The Final Volley

Beaning a victor in the nuts with the sack used during play while they perform a Gentleman's Victory.

Tricky Doodle

Returning the sack to the other side in a pronounced arc trajectory.

Braised Turkey

The player currently in direct line of sight with the sun.

Christmas Ham

An abrasion acquired during play on the buttocks of a player.

Crusty Pocket

Consistent failure to meet the minimim required 3-side transer during a volley. Often results in frustrated delegation of the initial serve.

2 Guys, 1 Sack

An assist.

Storming the Gate

Standing flush against the net to prevent a serve. (aka The Salty Dog)

Scary Game

The last game played before the end of the match.

Scary Time

The last serve before the end of the match.