Hennis Rules

1. Sack on the roof? Your win just went poof.
2. An official Hennis set is a best of 7 games. A match is the best of 3 sets.
3. Scoring is the same as Tennis.
4. When serving, an appropriate "Serena" grunt is required.
5. Taunting is legal and encouraged. Vigorously.
6. The official Hennis net must consist of a CAT-5 wire, or poorly crafted rope, and two construction cones.
7. Head and arm sweat bands are a requirement. No nuts or butts about it.
8. The gap between your knee and the top of your tube sock cannot exceed one inch, and must contain a minimum of TWO (2) brightly colored stripes.
9. The weather must be a comfortable 95 degrees or hotter. Optimal Hennis weather shall include rain and poop water sprinklers.
10. A Hennis match is not complete until either one party is drenched in man sweat, or embarassment has fully consumed all participants.